(Reprinted from a Facebook note originally published on February 17, 2009)
If you stopped reading before the second "D" - you definitely have it (ADD that is)...
People have been sending me their bucket list(s) - and I'm dizzy from the options - and although I probably did many of the things listed - they are not really the moments that defined my life. So here's my version - a lot shorter - be sure to check off what you've done and share it (I promise, no one will know except you, me, and the thousands of people who google you).
Have you ever done any of these things:
___ Eaten all the crumbs off a crumb cake and left the cake part
____ Gone through your "significant other's" clothes for clues of infidelity or smoking (or for pocket change if digging into the couch cushions proved fruitless)
_____ Pretended you were on your cell phone to avoid conversation with your neighbor while standing on line at the supermarket because you didn't want to answer questions about your impending divorce
_____ Spent more than 10 minutes sniffing dryer sheets in the detergent aisle because you thought it would really make a difference which one you tumbled your clothes in
_____ Bought a kids' meal at BK even though you don't have a kid because you wanted the toy
_____ Bought floor wax at a convenience store (I'm asking this because I have no idea why they even stock it; how much of a floor waxing emergency could anyone have?)
_____ Pretended to fix your friend up with someone so you could check them out for yourself in a non- threatening casual manner
_____ Put the NY Times between you and your date so you wouldn't have to let him/her get too close when kissing
_____ Eaten Playdough
_____ Eaten Elmer's Glue
_____ Blogged when you should be doing something more productive
_____ Gotten married based on a bad hair period
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